Can't we all just get along?

How do you get the worms back in the can?

Ventricles.zip


Unchain My Heart - Ray Charles
Dyslexic Heart - Paul Westerberg
Some Hearts - Marshall Crenshaw
Young At Heart - Frank Sinatra
Heart of the City - Nick Lowe
Armed With A Broken Heart - John Gorka
Two Hearts - The Jayhawks
You're Breaking My Heart - Nilsson
Your Nervous Heart - Rhett Miller
Heart Of Stone - The Hi Numbers
Another Nail In My Heart - Squeeze
There's a Cloud In My Heart - Walter Clevenger & The Dairy Kings
Five Hearts Breaking - Alejandro Escovedo
Defrost Your Heart - Charlie Feathers
Rainin' In My Heart - Harpo Slim
Heart of the Country - Paul McCartney
Every Beat Of My Heart - Josie & The Pussycats
Please Don't Break My Heart - The Sneetches
Jealous Heart - Hank Locklin
Down In My Heart - NRBQ
My Heart Hurts - Nick Lowe
Put A Little Love In Your Heart - Jackie DeShannon
Cold, Cold Heart - Johnny Cash
Dent In My Heart - Rosie Flores
Keep Me In Your Heart - Warren Zevon

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I'm Speechless

Moronic.zip

Wrong - Lindsey Buckingham
Everybody's Stupid - Sparks
Fools On Parade - Jayhawks
Let The Idiot Speak - Old 97's
Asshole - Tom Petty
I Believe She's Lying - Rhett Miller
Wrong Again (Let's Face It) - Rockpile
Just a Fool - Eddie Boyd
Something Stupid - Frank & Nancy Sinatra
Evil Ways - Al DeLory
The Fool - Johnny Burnette Trio
Stupidly Happy - XTC
Everybody Else Is Wrong - Utopia
Liar - Buddy Love
Stupid Boy - Ice Cream Hands
Fool Too Long - Rockpile
Stupid - Rod Stewart

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musique de fruit

Sweets.zip

I Love My Fruit - The Sweet Violet Boys
Tangerine - David Mead
Lemon tree - Trini Lopez
Apple Scruffs - George Harrison
Banana Puddin' - Southern Culture On the Skids
If You Don't Like My Peaches (Don't Shake My Tree) - Kim Lenz
Cocoanut Grove - Bobby Hammack Combo
Cherry Stone - The Searchers
Put the Lime in the Coconut - Nilsson
Banana - Alpha Blondy
Strawberry Fields Forever - Tomorrow
The Harry Lime Theme - Anton Karas
Raspberry Beret - Warren Zevon
Pineapple Head - Crowded House
Apple Core - Joe Johnson
Cherry Hill Park - Billy Joe Royal
Strawberry Fields Forever (alt) - The Beatles
Blackberry Way - The Move
Guava Jelly - Bob Marley
Cherry Bomb - The Runaways
Day-O (Banana Boat Song) - Harry Belafonte
June Apple - Doc Watson
Lemon Tree - Fool's Garden
Limehouse Blues - The Mills Brothers
Sweet Cherry Wine - Tommy James & The Shondells
Orange Fire - The Ventures

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Oh That's Nasty

eww.zip

It's A Lowdown Dirty Deal - T-Bone Walker
Angels with Dirty Faces - Los Lobos
Dirty Butter - Minnie Wallace
It's So Dirty - Squeeze
Dirty Tee Bee Blues - Victoria Spivey
Dirty Creature - Split Enz
Baby Talks Dirty - Knack
Dirty Dirty Feeling (alt) - Elvis Presley
Theme from 'Dirty Harry' - James Taylor Quartet
Dirty Harry - Lalo Schifrin
Dirty Life & Times - Warren Zevon
Dirty Old Egg-Suckin' Dog - Johnny Cash
Dirty World - Traveling Wilburys
It's a Low Down Dirty Shame - Louis Jordan & His Tympany 5
Dirty Dishes - Jeani Mack
Shave 'em Dry (dirty) - Lucille Bogan

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Beaucoups Of Smiles

Convivial.zip

Happy Doing What We're Doing - Brinsley Schwarz
I Hope You're Happy Now - Elvis Costello
Happy Together - The Turtles
To Die A Happy Man - Gary Louris
Happy Baby - Bill Haley & His Comets
I Love Happy Fun Ball - Phofo
You Won't Be Happy - The Beat
Happy - Jenny Lewis w/the Watson Twins
I'm So Happy When You're Near - The Shaggs
The Happy Carousel - Henry Mancini & His Orchestra
Happy Jack - The Who
Whatever Happened to Happy - Bobby Darin
Happy Families - XTC
Then I'll Be Happy - Leo Addeo & His Orchestra
Happy Days Are Here Again - Annette Hanshaw & Her Sizzlin' Syncopaters
Walking Happy - Esquivel!
Make Someone Happy - Bobby Darin
I'm Happy Just To Dance With You - Les Fradkin
Happy Ho-Daddy - The Astronauts
The Happy Farmer - Dave Harris & the Powerhouse Five
Happy Feet - Paul Whiteman & his Orchestra
I Want to Be Happy - Enoch Light & the Command All-Stars
Happy In The Sky - Ice Cream Hands
I'll Make You Happy - The Easybeats
Happy - The Rolling Stones
I'm Feeling High & Happy - Helen Ward
This Happy Madness - Frank Sinatra
Happy Hunting Ground - Sparks
The Happy Birthday Song - Andrew Bird
Happy Voodoo - Arthur Lyman Group
You've Made Me So Very Happy - Bobbie Gentry
Happy - Bobby Darin
Many Happy Returns - Hurricane Smith
Happy Organ - The Ventures
If You Wanna Be Happy - Kid Creole & the Coconuts
Happy Xmas (War Is Over) - John Holt
Everybody's Gonna Be Happy - Kinks
Happy Someday - Plain White T's
Double Happy - Split Enz
Stupidly Happy - XTC
Happy Rishikesh Song - The Beatles
We Could Be Happy - The Cryan' Shames
Wine, Women And Loud Happy Songs - Ringo Starr

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Capnolagnia (look it up)

Boogs.zip
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Smokers - Old 97's

Smoke, Smoke, Smoke (That Cigarette) - Tex Williams

Last Cigarette - The Jayhawks

Smoke Rings - The Mills Brothers

Cigarettes and Alcohol - Oasis

Smoke - Alejandro Escovedo

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes - The Mallet Men

I Don't Need No Cigarette, Boy - The Quarrymen

Smoke Rings - Les Paul & Mary Ford

Cigarette Blues - Bo Carter

Smoke On The Water - Red Foley

Cigarette - The Smithereens

Cigareets Whuskey And Wild Wild Women - The Sons of the Pioneers

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes- Andre Previn & Joe Pass 
Smoke - The Three Suns

I Can't Quit Cigarettes - Jimmy Martin

Smoke, Smoke, Smoke (That Cigarette) - Commander Cody

Ol' Man River (Smoke A Little Tea) Jerry Kruger

Smoke Rings - The Three Suns

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes - The Platters

Don't Smoke in Bed - Julie London

Blue Smoke - Merle Travis

Cigareets Whuskey And Wild Wild Women - Buck Owens

Smoke Rings - Sam Cooke

Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk - Rufus Wainwright

Smoke Rings - John Buzon Trio

Smoke, Smoke, Smoke (That Cigarette) - Doc & Merle Watson

Cigarette (acoustic) - The Smithereens

Smoke Rings - Django Reinhardt

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Where do they all come from?

Eleanor.zip

Eleanor Rigby - Joe Jackson
Eleanor Rigby - Rare Earth
Eleanor Rigby - Bobbie Gentry
Eleanor Rigby - The Handsome Family w/ The Rivet Gang
Eleanor Rigby - The Four Tops
Eleanor Rigby - Vince Guaraldi Trio
Eleanor Rigby - John Denver
Eleanor Rigby - John Pizzarelli
Eleanor Rigby - Ray Charles
Eleanor Rigby - Cleo Laine & John WIlliams
Eleanor Rigby - Trudy Pitts w/ Pat Martino
Eleanor Rigby - Peggy March
Eleanor Rigby - Torero Band
Eleanor Rigby - Cássia Eller
Eleanor Rigby - Enoch Light & the Command All-Stars
Eleanor Rigby - Third Wave
Eleanor Rigby - Bons Tempos
Eleanor Rigby - KJ Denhart & Adam Falcon
Eleanor Rigby - Ogar Grafe
Eleanor Rigby - Paul Bevoir
Eleanor Rigby - The Ventures
Eleanor Rigby - Erick Saint Laurent
Eleanor Rigby - Junior Reid
Eleanor Rigby - Aretha Franklin
Eleanor Rigby - London Symphony Orchestra
Eleanor Rigby - Tété
Eleanor Rigby - Thrice
Eleanor Rigby - Wes Montgomery
Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles
Eleanor Rigby / Julia (love version) - The Beatles
Eleanor Rigby (YS Mix) - The Beatles
Eleanor Rigby (Strings Only) - The Beatles

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p.s.  I'd like to thank you for all the theme suggestions.