Can't we all just get along?

How do you get the worms back in the can?

Ventricles.zip


Unchain My Heart - Ray Charles
Dyslexic Heart - Paul Westerberg
Some Hearts - Marshall Crenshaw
Young At Heart - Frank Sinatra
Heart of the City - Nick Lowe
Armed With A Broken Heart - John Gorka
Two Hearts - The Jayhawks
You're Breaking My Heart - Nilsson
Your Nervous Heart - Rhett Miller
Heart Of Stone - The Hi Numbers
Another Nail In My Heart - Squeeze
There's a Cloud In My Heart - Walter Clevenger & The Dairy Kings
Five Hearts Breaking - Alejandro Escovedo
Defrost Your Heart - Charlie Feathers
Rainin' In My Heart - Harpo Slim
Heart of the Country - Paul McCartney
Every Beat Of My Heart - Josie & The Pussycats
Please Don't Break My Heart - The Sneetches
Jealous Heart - Hank Locklin
Down In My Heart - NRBQ
My Heart Hurts - Nick Lowe
Put A Little Love In Your Heart - Jackie DeShannon
Cold, Cold Heart - Johnny Cash
Dent In My Heart - Rosie Flores
Keep Me In Your Heart - Warren Zevon

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I'm Speechless

Moronic.zip

Wrong - Lindsey Buckingham
Everybody's Stupid - Sparks
Fools On Parade - Jayhawks
Let The Idiot Speak - Old 97's
Asshole - Tom Petty
I Believe She's Lying - Rhett Miller
Wrong Again (Let's Face It) - Rockpile
Just a Fool - Eddie Boyd
Something Stupid - Frank & Nancy Sinatra
Evil Ways - Al DeLory
The Fool - Johnny Burnette Trio
Stupidly Happy - XTC
Everybody Else Is Wrong - Utopia
Liar - Buddy Love
Stupid Boy - Ice Cream Hands
Fool Too Long - Rockpile
Stupid - Rod Stewart

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musique de fruit

Sweets.zip

I Love My Fruit - The Sweet Violet Boys
Tangerine - David Mead
Lemon tree - Trini Lopez
Apple Scruffs - George Harrison
Banana Puddin' - Southern Culture On the Skids
If You Don't Like My Peaches (Don't Shake My Tree) - Kim Lenz
Cocoanut Grove - Bobby Hammack Combo
Cherry Stone - The Searchers
Put the Lime in the Coconut - Nilsson
Banana - Alpha Blondy
Strawberry Fields Forever - Tomorrow
The Harry Lime Theme - Anton Karas
Raspberry Beret - Warren Zevon
Pineapple Head - Crowded House
Apple Core - Joe Johnson
Cherry Hill Park - Billy Joe Royal
Strawberry Fields Forever (alt) - The Beatles
Blackberry Way - The Move
Guava Jelly - Bob Marley
Cherry Bomb - The Runaways
Day-O (Banana Boat Song) - Harry Belafonte
June Apple - Doc Watson
Lemon Tree - Fool's Garden
Limehouse Blues - The Mills Brothers
Sweet Cherry Wine - Tommy James & The Shondells
Orange Fire - The Ventures

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Oh That's Nasty

eww.zip

It's A Lowdown Dirty Deal - T-Bone Walker
Angels with Dirty Faces - Los Lobos
Dirty Butter - Minnie Wallace
It's So Dirty - Squeeze
Dirty Tee Bee Blues - Victoria Spivey
Dirty Creature - Split Enz
Baby Talks Dirty - Knack
Dirty Dirty Feeling (alt) - Elvis Presley
Theme from 'Dirty Harry' - James Taylor Quartet
Dirty Harry - Lalo Schifrin
Dirty Life & Times - Warren Zevon
Dirty Old Egg-Suckin' Dog - Johnny Cash
Dirty World - Traveling Wilburys
It's a Low Down Dirty Shame - Louis Jordan & His Tympany 5
Dirty Dishes - Jeani Mack
Shave 'em Dry (dirty) - Lucille Bogan

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Beaucoups Of Smiles

Convivial.zip

Happy Doing What We're Doing - Brinsley Schwarz
I Hope You're Happy Now - Elvis Costello
Happy Together - The Turtles
To Die A Happy Man - Gary Louris
Happy Baby - Bill Haley & His Comets
I Love Happy Fun Ball - Phofo
You Won't Be Happy - The Beat
Happy - Jenny Lewis w/the Watson Twins
I'm So Happy When You're Near - The Shaggs
The Happy Carousel - Henry Mancini & His Orchestra
Happy Jack - The Who
Whatever Happened to Happy - Bobby Darin
Happy Families - XTC
Then I'll Be Happy - Leo Addeo & His Orchestra
Happy Days Are Here Again - Annette Hanshaw & Her Sizzlin' Syncopaters
Walking Happy - Esquivel!
Make Someone Happy - Bobby Darin
I'm Happy Just To Dance With You - Les Fradkin
Happy Ho-Daddy - The Astronauts
The Happy Farmer - Dave Harris & the Powerhouse Five
Happy Feet - Paul Whiteman & his Orchestra
I Want to Be Happy - Enoch Light & the Command All-Stars
Happy In The Sky - Ice Cream Hands
I'll Make You Happy - The Easybeats
Happy - The Rolling Stones
I'm Feeling High & Happy - Helen Ward
This Happy Madness - Frank Sinatra
Happy Hunting Ground - Sparks
The Happy Birthday Song - Andrew Bird
Happy Voodoo - Arthur Lyman Group
You've Made Me So Very Happy - Bobbie Gentry
Happy - Bobby Darin
Many Happy Returns - Hurricane Smith
Happy Organ - The Ventures
If You Wanna Be Happy - Kid Creole & the Coconuts
Happy Xmas (War Is Over) - John Holt
Everybody's Gonna Be Happy - Kinks
Happy Someday - Plain White T's
Double Happy - Split Enz
Stupidly Happy - XTC
Happy Rishikesh Song - The Beatles
We Could Be Happy - The Cryan' Shames
Wine, Women And Loud Happy Songs - Ringo Starr

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Capnolagnia (look it up)

Boogs.zip
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Smokers - Old 97's

Smoke, Smoke, Smoke (That Cigarette) - Tex Williams

Last Cigarette - The Jayhawks

Smoke Rings - The Mills Brothers

Cigarettes and Alcohol - Oasis

Smoke - Alejandro Escovedo

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes - The Mallet Men

I Don't Need No Cigarette, Boy - The Quarrymen

Smoke Rings - Les Paul & Mary Ford

Cigarette Blues - Bo Carter

Smoke On The Water - Red Foley

Cigarette - The Smithereens

Cigareets Whuskey And Wild Wild Women - The Sons of the Pioneers

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes- Andre Previn & Joe Pass 
Smoke - The Three Suns

I Can't Quit Cigarettes - Jimmy Martin

Smoke, Smoke, Smoke (That Cigarette) - Commander Cody

Ol' Man River (Smoke A Little Tea) Jerry Kruger

Smoke Rings - The Three Suns

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes - The Platters

Don't Smoke in Bed - Julie London

Blue Smoke - Merle Travis

Cigareets Whuskey And Wild Wild Women - Buck Owens

Smoke Rings - Sam Cooke

Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk - Rufus Wainwright

Smoke Rings - John Buzon Trio

Smoke, Smoke, Smoke (That Cigarette) - Doc & Merle Watson

Cigarette (acoustic) - The Smithereens

Smoke Rings - Django Reinhardt

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Where do they all come from?

Eleanor.zip

Eleanor Rigby - Joe Jackson
Eleanor Rigby - Rare Earth
Eleanor Rigby - Bobbie Gentry
Eleanor Rigby - The Handsome Family w/ The Rivet Gang
Eleanor Rigby - The Four Tops
Eleanor Rigby - Vince Guaraldi Trio
Eleanor Rigby - John Denver
Eleanor Rigby - John Pizzarelli
Eleanor Rigby - Ray Charles
Eleanor Rigby - Cleo Laine & John WIlliams
Eleanor Rigby - Trudy Pitts w/ Pat Martino
Eleanor Rigby - Peggy March
Eleanor Rigby - Torero Band
Eleanor Rigby - Cássia Eller
Eleanor Rigby - Enoch Light & the Command All-Stars
Eleanor Rigby - Third Wave
Eleanor Rigby - Bons Tempos
Eleanor Rigby - KJ Denhart & Adam Falcon
Eleanor Rigby - Ogar Grafe
Eleanor Rigby - Paul Bevoir
Eleanor Rigby - The Ventures
Eleanor Rigby - Erick Saint Laurent
Eleanor Rigby - Junior Reid
Eleanor Rigby - Aretha Franklin
Eleanor Rigby - London Symphony Orchestra
Eleanor Rigby - Tété
Eleanor Rigby - Thrice
Eleanor Rigby - Wes Montgomery
Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles
Eleanor Rigby / Julia (love version) - The Beatles
Eleanor Rigby (YS Mix) - The Beatles
Eleanor Rigby (Strings Only) - The Beatles

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Bossa Nova Baby

Bossa.zip


Bossa nova is at its core a rhythm based on samba. Samba combines the rhythmic patterns and feel originating in former African slave communities. Samba's emphasis on the second beat carries through to bossa nova (to the degree that it is often notated in 2/4 time). 


When played on the guitar, in a simple one-bar pattern the thumb plays the bass notes on 1 and 2, while the fingers pluck the chords in unison on the two eighth notes of beat one, followed by the second sixteenth note of beat two. Two-measure patterns usually contain a syncopation into the second measure. 


Overall, the rhythm has a swaying feel rather than the swinging feel of jazz. As bossa nova composer Carlos Lyra describes it in his song "Influência do Jazz", the samba rhythm moves "side to side" while jazz moves "front to back".




Blame It On The Bossa Nova - Edie Gorme
Recado Bossa Nova Laurindo - Almeida & The Bossa Nova All-Stars
Summer Samba - Martini Kings
Triste - Howard Roberts
Sweatin' at the Church of the Good Shepherd - Otto Show
Summer Samba - Ramsey Lewis Trio
So Nice (Summer Samba) - Billy May & His Orchestra
Samba Triste - Jackie and Roy
I've Just Seen A Face - Lisa Ono
Samba Patrol - Stereophonic Space Sound Unlimited
Agua De Beber - Frank Sinatra
Pillow mint - Scrabbel
Samba De Orfeu - Ray Anthony
Bossa na praia - Astrud Gilberto
Miserlou - Laurindo Almeida
Witchcraft - Arabella Hong
The Girl From Ipanema - Stan Getz / Astrud Gilberto
Soul Bossa Nova - Birds N Brass
Descafeinado - Ben Vaughn
Corcovado (Quiet Nights of Quiet Stars) - Stan Getz / Astrud Gilberto
Bossa Nova 3003 - Pizzicato Five
I Want To Hold Your Hand - McFarland & Jobim
Bossa No Praia (Beach Samba) - Walter Wanderley
Consolacao - Baden Powell
Bossa Nova Baby [Alt] - Elvis Presley

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Fétiche De Chaussure Ooh La La

Footwear.zip

Put My Little Shoes Away - Everly Brothers
(The Angels Wanna Wear My) Red Shoes - Elvis Costello
I Saw Stars & Breakin' In A Pair Of Shoes - Manny Albam
When These Shoes Were New - Billy Bremner
Mama Get Down Those Rock And Roll Shoes  - NRBQ
A Shine On Your Shoes - The Hi Lo's
Blue Suede Shoes - Carl Perkins
Clown Shoes - Johnny Burnette
Whose Muddy Shoes - Elmore James
Five Dollar Shoes - Southern Culture on the Skids
Pointed Toe Shoes - Carl Perkins
Dancin' On Daddy's Shoes - Leon Redbone
New Shoes - Lee Denson
Goody Two Shoes - Adam Ant
Iron Shoes - Icecream Hands
In These Shoes? - Kirsty MacColl
My Shoes Keep Walking Back To You - Skeeter Davis
These Shoes - Everly Brothers

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Change Already

Change.zip

Strange Man, Changed Man - Bram Tchaikovsky
Things Have Changed - Bob Dylan
Change Partners - Frank Sinatra
Sing The Changes - Fireman
There'll Be Some Changes Made - Chet Atkins w/Mark Knopfler
How You've Changed - Chuck Berry
Change - Bob Darin
My Love Will Not Change - Del McCoury
People Change - Nick Lowe
I Guess I'll Have To Change My Plan - Bobby Darin
Signs That Will Never Change - The Hollies
If I Can't Change Your Mind - Bob Mould
Someone’s Gotta Change Your Mind - Lindsey Buckingham
Changing All Those Changes - Buddy Holly
The Wind Changes - Johnny Cash & June Carter
Sex Change - Dweller

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Tout Le Monde

Global.zip

The World Is Waiting For The Sunrise - Les Paul & Mary Ford
Queen Of The World - The Jayhawks
Five O'Clock World - The Vogues
Free World - Kirsty MacColl
I'll Never Get Out Of This World Alive - Rosie Flores
World Inside The World - Rhett Miller
Out Of This World - Bernie Green & His Orchestra
World Of A King - David Mead
Dirty World - Traveling Wilburys
Brave New World - Michael Penn
Somewhere In The World - The Spongetones
The End Of The World - Skeeter Davis
The Most Beautiful World In The World - Nilsson
Waiting For The End Of The World - Elvis Costello
Wonderful World - Sam Cooke
I'd Love to Change the World - Ten Years After
Living In The Material World - George Harrison
Mean Old World - T-Bone Walker
Modern World (alt) - Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers
Top Of The World - Shonen Knife
What The World Needs Now - Jackie DeShannon
World Shut Your Mouth - Julian Cope

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'Round Midnight

12.zip

Midnight Moonlight - Old & In The Way
Midnight In Moscow - Kenny Ball & His Jazzmen
The Midnight Hour - Ray Charles
Midnight - Shadows
Movin' At Midnight - Sir Julian
Midnight Cowboy - John Barry
Rockin' At Midnight - Roy Brown
Long About Midnight - Cab Calloway
Midnight Swim - Neal Hefti
The Midnight Special - Creedence Clearwater Revival
Midnight Surfer - Jerry Cole & His Spacemen
'Round Midnight - Julie London
Midnight Special - Leadbelly
Midnight Shift - Buddy Holly
Stalking After Midnight - Rudi Protrudi
Midnight to Moonlight - Rosie Flores
Midnight in the Barrelhouse - Johnny Otis w/Pete Lewis
'Round Midnight - Amy Winehouse
Midnight Train To Georgia - Gladys Knight & The Pips
Midnight Train - Johnny Burnette Trio
Midnight - Red Foley
Walking after Midnight - Patsy Cline

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Spoilt

NoNoNo.zip

I Don't Want to Know - Matthew Sweet
I Don't Want to Be That Man - Ollabelle
I Don't Want Love - Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks
I Don't Want to Hear it Anymore - Dusty Springfield
I Don't Want Control Of You - Teenage Fanclub
I Don't Want To - The Blasters
I Don't Want to Spoil The Party - The Savoys
I Don't Want to Be A Soldier (alt) - John Lennon
I Don't Want to Go To Chelsea - Elvis Costello
I Don't Want to Spoil The Party - The Beatles
I Don't Want to Listen - Flat Duo Jets
I Don't Want to Love You - The Everly Brothers
I Don't Want Nobody To Give Me Nothing - James Brown
I Don't Want to Hear It - Shoes
I Don't Want to Set The World On Fire - The Ink Spots
I Don't Want The Night To End - Nick Lowe
I Don't Want to See You Again - The Beatnix
I Don't Want to Dance - Split Enz

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